Well yesterday, I jumped on the "NSA MONITORED" Internet and found what I was looking for, so I picked up my "NSA MONITORED" cell phone and called Kentucky, no I AM NOT LOOKING FOR MOONSHINE NSA, I have local connections for that. Well after speaking to the nice gentleman, I should receive my new baby in 7-10 days. Will keep you all posted on its arrival.
As most of you know, I recently participated in my schools commencement ceremony and walked the stage at our local arena; however, as most scholars know, you can participate in commencement if you still have classes left. Well at the time, I was half-way through this class I just finished last night online, and have two left locally. In this last class, I was the only person on in EST, when all the others were PST. This class by far was the worst 400 level class I have ever participated in.
Week 5 of this class comprised of 45 % of the final score and I had my revenge with the deadbeat liberals who are only in school to do the bare minimum and get a piece of paper that makes them look smart. Well, I will tell all you liberals, most companies have probation periods for your employment and that is enough time to find out that you are worthless with your piece of paper. Now we all see why you look for government jobs, so you don't get fired.
Back to week 5, seems some of them didn't want to participate in the final weeks paper that was due last night. Well me being a very smart Senior Chief who's career was based off 90% preparation and 10 % execution, had already planned for the lack of support from the liberals. The assignment was to compile the previous four weeks papers into on consolidated paper, which was easy with copy and pasting the previous weeks graded assignments into one final document.
As I wrote my input for the final week, I pasted my part to the document, had input from one liberal, and none from the other 3. We left SC on Sunday morning and came back with a mission, I wrote their parts along with a intro and conclusion covering all parts and had it ready to go. Last night at 2030 EST, I posted a finished paper to a site that is "NSA MONITORED" and was correct in APA formatted grammar, and <1% plagiarism with only the one liberals name and mine on the paper.
Around 2330 EST last night, I logged in and saw that nobody else from my team in the class had posted a comment about reviewing the paper, so I went ahead a let everyone know I posted the assignment, deadline was 0300 EST. I checked this morning and saw a response at 0302 EST from one of the non-participants "paper looks great, good job". Well obvious he didn't review the title page and see his name was not on it. Good job Liberal!!!
Now for the NEWS:
1. Senate rejects border fence.
My response: Did anyone expect anything less from a Democratically controlled Senate, really, that's news, they want votes!!!!
2. Concrete slab in field may be Jimmy Hoffa.
My response: OK, and? Want me to do jumping jacks because you found him?
3. Neighborhood "Glock Block" warns criminals: We don't call police.
My response: HELL YEAH, SHOOT THE BASTARDS!!!!! SECOND AMENDMENT BABY!!!!!
4. Brazil burns.
My response: Better increase fire department funding.
5. CNN's New Day, Same ratings
My response: Uh yeah, you still suck!!!
6. OFA Gun Control Rally in Claifornia draws 3 protesters.
My response: Guess you had a bunch of left over Sushi, bitches!!! SECOND AMENDMENT BABY!!!
7. Navy to inspect bathrooms for degrading images of women
My response: Stand at the CPO mess door, knock three times and wait for "Enter", may be a while.
8. Marriage rates at historic lows.
My response: Babies' Daddy rates at historic highs
9. Brazilians protesting World Cup Soccer Cost's
My response: What, are you wanting an Obama Phone?
10. Green Fluorescent fluid oozing out Philadelphia sewers
My response: Duke, were you in Philly?